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Large Hadron Collider: United States Answers Lawsuit

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

I wrote earlier about the Large Hadron Collider particle physics funpark in (under) France, and the lawsuit filed in Hawaii by two scientists with concerns that turning the LHC on could Destroy the Earth.

The United States filed its response today, as reported on Alan Boyle’s “Cosmic Log” (MSNBC). The Government’s main objections are fourfold: (1) the statute of limitations has run, (2) the Federal Courts lack jurisdiction to block the LHC’s activities, (3) the plaintiffs have no standing, and (4) the court cannot provide any effective relief because the LHC would go on without US funding.

Um, what about the part about it being safe!?

Kidding. There’s a new safety report too.

The government is requesting summary judgment, but a hearing is not yet scheduled.

Meanwhile a petition is circulating the Interwebs:

Typically such momentous scientific achievements are inaugurated with profound words, such as Neil Armstrong’s “One small step for man, one giant leap for all mankind”, or when Oppenheimer famously quoted from the Bhagavad Gita upon the first test of a nuclear weapon. No doubt the Directorate of CERN will have prepared something similar to match this historic event.

However, we the undersigned feel something simple will suffice. Upon activating the LHC for the test, we advocate the opening words be “Commence Primary Ignition!“, a call back to the 1977 movie “Star Wars” when the villains destroyed the planet Alderaan with their Death Star. 

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Soon: the Heller gun case!

Large Hadron Collider: Front Row Seat to the Big Bang?

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

On rare occasions, the disparate worlds of “the law” and “particle physics” collide (pun intended). Now is such a one.

This summer, the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) will begin experiments with its Large Hadron Collider (LHC), an incredibly complex circular tube 27 kilometers long through which atoms and bits of atoms will be accelerated (in opposite directions) to a reported 99.9999991% light speed under the French/Swiss countryside. Upon attaining such speed, the particles will be smashed together head-on, and the resulting debris will be documented by sensors.

Wikipedia lists the following as some of the questions to be investigated (just breeze through):

To which I, a devout man of science, reply: “Have we solved world hunger yet?” There, it’s been said — whether tongue-in-cheek… I, even I, can’t immediately decide. That dilemma however, is far from the point. Back to the collision of disparate worlds, and forward to the explosion of them.

Turns out, there are safety concerns:

Michelangelo L. Mangano, a respected particle physicist who helped discover the top quark in 1995, now spends most days trying to convince people that his new machine won’t destroy the world.

“If it were just crackpots, we could wave them away,” … “But some are real physicists.”

Mangano and his colleagues are pretty sure the device is safe. Among other comforting nuggets, they say that cosmic rays have been impacting at LHC-type speeds in the vicinity of Earth’s moon for eons, and the moon is still there.  

Luis Sancho, a noted physicist and author, isn’t so sure. So concerned are Sancho and fellow physicist Walter Wagner, that they’ve — no joking — filed suit in the US District Court for Hawaii to block the start-up of the LHC until a detailed safety review has been completed and peer-reviewed. The two are irritated that a 1999 review for a less powerful collider in the United States is the only safety review posted by CERN for LHC, when a fresh review had been promised by Jan 1, 2008. 

Sancho fears that either a microscopic black hole, or an ultra-dense ”strangelet,” (both of which are expected to be produced in the LHC by its proponents) could destroy Earth. LHC proponents claim that any black hole produced would instantly dissipate due to (theoretical) ”Hawking radiation” and any strangelet produced would be both unstable and wrongly charged to pose a threat, also dissipating in a virtual instant. Sancho notes that Einstein’s theories contradict the notion of Hawking radiation, and Einstein has mainly been proven right, eventually.

James Gillies, a CERN spokesman, told New Scientist magazine that fears were overrated:

The lawsuit’s claims are “complete nonsense.” “The LHC will start up this year, and it will produce all sorts of exciting new physics and knowledge about the universe,” he said, adding: “A year from now, the world will still be here.” 

The world will still be here, unless they’re wrong, as Sancho notes in his affidavit:

As Nobelist Frank Wilczek, the author of a ‘safety document’ for the far less powerful RHIC collider, said at a conference at MIT:

“It was easy to make the report because if something goes wrong then … (‘shrugging his shoulders and laughing’)” …

Obviously meaning that neither he, nor CERN could be blamed, since the planet and all courts and citizens that might retrospectively judge their foolishness would be gone.

Here are some choice tidbits from Sancho’s affidavit, filed in support of his motion for a Temporary Restraining Order.

As of today, the exact probability of a possible runaway reaction that converts the Earth into strange matter, or converts the Earth into a black hole, is unknown, and is entirely dependent on alternative theories, which are still disputed. Those theories convert those experiments in probabilistic events similar to the toss of a coin: If theory A is right or Parameter C has certain unknown value we will become annihilated.  If instead, theory B is right or Parameter C has a different unknown value, we will survive without any adverse consequence. …

CERN chooses selectively only those theories about black holes and dark matter that favor the position of ‘no risk’.  It is for that reason that it promotes and affirms as an ‘absolute truth’ the outdated 1974 thesis of black hole ‘evaporation’ postulated by Dr. Hawking, explained in the previous paragraphs.  Indeed, CERN bases all its hopes of human survival in its report of safety on 6 words:  “Black holes will evaporate via thermal radiation”; 6 words that seem enough for CERN to calm mankind. Yet Thermal Radiation, the so-called “Hawking radiation”, is quite disputed, since there is not a single proof whatsoever that has shown that black holes will evaporate once created. …

Thus, we come to the conclusion that CERN will cause 2 events [creation of a stable black hole or a stable strangelet] that can destroy the planet, each with approximately a ±50% chance of occurring, as there are equally respectable, alternative theories and parameters in both cases for which no certain estimates can be made.  On that basis, a simple calculation of probabilities shows that the real risk of these proposed experiments can be as high as 75% when we combine 2 possible events, each one with a 50% chance. …

In ethical, moral and hence legal terms (as I believe The Law is the practical expression of human ethics), it is self-evident that even a reduced possibility, as those initially considered by CERN, of a 1-10% chances of extinguishing the Earth, would create a “theoretical potential” 6 billion x 1-10% = 60-600 million potential legal holocaust victims, still the biggest genocide in the history of mankind.  It would be also the biggest environmental crime of history, far more harmful than Global Warming, as it could mean the destruction of all life forms on this planet.

Ever heard the canard that our lack of evidence of other advanced civilizations in the galaxy could be due to their consistently obliterating themselves once their particle physics experiments reach a certain level? Makes you wonder.

What would it be like, to be sitting at your desk as the world is converted into strange matter or crushed in an expanding black hole in a matter of hours or minutes?

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. — Obi-Wan Kenobi, sensing the destruction of Alderaan

Supposedly (at bottom), there is an initial hearing scheduled before a magistrate judge in Hawaii on June 16. I will try to discover what info is available thereafter. Though I sympathize with their contrarianism, I figure Sancho and Wagner are probably wrong, and the Earth is safe. But it will be interesting to see how the court handles such heavy science. Let’s hope these guys don’t have to update their website. Like the old Chinese proveb says, you can bask in the glow of being right, or you can just bask in the glow.

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Santa Fe Courthouse Ghost “Debugged”

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Happy Halloween!

Hacking Your iPhone: May The Force Be With You

Friday, October 5th, 2007

What a topper for a great week. This really made me smile.

A Slate.com article turned me on to hacking Apple’s iPhone last night, wherein the legalities and technicalities were discussed. Why would you? See the third paragraph below. Here are some highlights, but the real point of this post is further down.

Part of the copyright code, Section 1201 of the famous Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998, makes it illegal to break digital locks to get at copyrighted works. But that doesn’t make unlockers criminals. The reason is an explicit exemption for personal unlocking issued by the librarian of Congress in 2006. As the librarian wrote, the locks “are used by wireless carriers to limit the ability of subscribers to switch to other carriers, a business decision that has nothing whatsoever to do with the interests protected by copyright.”

Even with good instructions, activating and unlocking your iPhone isn’t very easy. It’s a cinch for a supergeek, but for regular humans without technical superpowers, the experience is more like, say, scuba diving: If you do everything right, you’ll be fine, but you really don’t want to make a mistake. … During the “jailbreak” phase of the activation process, you stare at an image of prison bars for two minutes. This is not reassuring. At the penultimate stage, you need to trust your iPhone to an entity named “Cyberduck.”

… 

The good news is that my iPhone works flawlessly. With my existing T-Mobile account, I get 1,300 more minutes of talk time than I would have received from AT&T [the only option in the iPhone factory set-up] for a comparably priced plan; I also now have a phone that I can take to Asia and Europe. I avoided a $200 termination fee, AT&T’s activation fee, and having to wait for AT&T to port my existing number.

What made my week was reading the documented chronology of the insurgent engineering assault on the restrictive aspects of the iPhone following its release. This is really brilliant, and you must read it:

The Complete iPhone Unlock Star Wars Timeline.

Q: Isn’t that illegal?

A: No, we don’t live within the US, there are a lot free countries that allow you to break or modify stuff on your own.

You’re welcome.

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Legislator Sues God, Gets Response.

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Too funny to miss.

Laugh more.

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